L’Atelier ChicKnits presents:
Doube Gauge Final Jeopardy!!!
Contestant #2 hails from Chicago USA and thinks she knows everthing there is to know about knitting! Tell us about yourself Bonnie Marie…
Bonne Marie: “That’s Ms. Bonne Marie, Alex – well, the kids in my neighborhood call me the Worsted Weight Queen! On most evenings, you can find me, tiara in place, wailing away on some mouthwatering wardrobe.
Alex: “Right, let’s get to the game…”
Bonne: “I’ll take Super Chunky for $1000.00.”
Alex: “2.75 sts per inch”
Bonne: “What’s the gauge of a Super Chunky Yarn?” Super Chunky for $4000, please…”
Alex: “Incorrect! Ms. Marie, the correct answer is ‘what’s half the gauge of Worsted Weight?’ Next contestant, please…”
Bonne: “Just a minute, Wizard of Odds – is that why it’s taken me twice as long to knit this damn shell?”
Alex:: “Now, Bonnie, any expert would know, when using Fashion Yarns, the normal rules do not apply!”
Bonne: “Dude, you may be missin’ your moustache, but I’ve got all my brain cells, and I’m telling you: THERE ARE NO RULES!” This stuff is just plain —- welll —- I’d rather be stuck on stage with Bob Barker and his MagicTan than try and design anything out of this AGAIN!!! And it’s B-O-N-N-E!!!!! BONNNNNNNN!”
Alex: “SECURITY!!!! STAT!!!!”
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