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Monday, December 18, 2006

  Monday Morning Mirth  

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Santa’s Jokes

Question: What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
(this is my favorite HAHAHA!)

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll a girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

… leave your favorite joke below …

5 Responses to “Monday, December 18, 2006”

  1. Elizabeth says:

    Okay, so it’s only Christmas-y if you’re me.

    Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
    A: You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead!

    Heeheehee! I have the sense of humor of a nine-year-old.

  2. Tracey says:

    What does a cat on the beach and Christmas have in common?
    Sandy Claws

  3. Elizabeth says:

    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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    Smells like carrots.

  4. Imbrium says:

    Every morning I have a conference call for work, and usually one of the girls on the call provides us with the joke of the day.

    She’s been out on vacation since last week. We’ve been hurting for a good, clean joke.

    Thanks to you, Bonne Marie, I will be able to save the day!

  5. rb says:

    Q: What did Santa Claus say when the bottom fell out of his sleigh?

    A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

    (better when told in person)

 
 
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