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Monday, October 24, 2005

  Monday Morning Mirth  


Chic Knits perennial favorite, the Chicago Craigslist, has become a hook-up rally for folks just insane to go to a World Series game…

SOX GIRL: “We are pretty, smart, fun girls who happen to love baseball. We promise to be great company and the best ‘accessory’ your box has seen in a while. We’re in for a good time [including] beers, dogs and baseball, but we’re not whores. So please don’t respond asking us what we are willing to do for tickets. Having said that, who knows what could [happen] after getting caught up in Sox fever! Send us a serious offer and we’ll reciprocate with a picture.”

SOX BOY: “Girls in tiny Konerko T-shirts who appreciate Grinder Ball — sac bunting and hitting behind the runner — are immensely hot. Impress me with your Soxiness and drinks are on me Saturday night. About me: 5-10, 180, been told I look like a skinny Bobby Jenks, if that’s even possible. Favorite player is Podsednik.”

WOOT! This was all found here - scroll down to find, (& recite), the Fan’s Pledge of Allegiance…


2 Responses to “Monday, October 24, 2005”

  1. Chelee says:

    I swear I thought I saw you at the sox game last night on the Teevee!!!

  2. judi says:

    There goes your PG-13 rating…

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