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Monday, November

  Monday Morning Mirth  


I intend to tell these to the children during dinner…

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler!

5 responses to “Monday, November”

  1. Tracey says:

    Peach gobbler, oh that’s awful. I love it though. I’m stealing these.

  2. Jennifer says:

    Those are very cute! I’m going to try a few out on my 5 year old. ;-) I bet he’ll love him. He’s heavy in the knock knock jokes these days.

  3. Jennifer says:

    Hee hee! These are so coming out this week!

  4. Temperance says:

    These are good for a giggle anytime and shall definately be shared this holiday (and maybe next)

  5. Leah says:

    Aawww! Thanks for sharing, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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