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Monday, July 2. 2007

  Monday Morning Mirth  

>>>>> My country tis of Glee <<<<<

Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!

What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!

What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

Why did the duck say “Bang!”?
Because he was a firequacker!

Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!


3 Responses to “Monday, July 2. 2007”

  1. Tracey says:

    Ouch, oh that’s bad. I’m gonna have to spread some of those around at work.

  2. Donna says:

    These were so corny that they made me laugh out loud. My grandchildren (7,5, and 5) will love them. Thanks, Bonne.

  3. Angela says:

    Oh, no, you didn’t!!!

 
 
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