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Monday Morning Mirth January 31, 2011

Monday Morning Mirth

Running out the door but we would like to leave you with a little fibery humor…

A piece of yarn walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender snarls, “We don’t serve your kind here!”.

The yarn is forced to leave. While sitting on the curb feeling sorry for himself, the yarn is suddenly hit with a brilliant idea.

Working quickly, he ties himself into a knot and unravels his ends. Taking a deep breath, the yarn marches back into the bar and orders a beer.

“Hey!” says the bartender. “Ain’t you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here?””Nope,” replies the yarn, “I’m a frayed knot.”

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