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Monday, November

  Monday Morning Mirth  

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I intend to tell these to the children during dinner…

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler!

 
 
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