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Monday, December 18, 2006

  Monday Morning Mirth  

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Santa’s Jokes

Question: What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
(this is my favorite HAHAHA!)

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll a girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

… leave your favorite joke below …

 
 
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