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Monday, May 1, 2006

  Monday Morning Mirth  

OK. That’s enough.
Are you sick of being held hostage by
clueless Hollywood Casting Directors?

Over tea and biscuits in the neighborhood, Theresa and I decided that the casting of one Robert Langdon in the Da Vinci Code* had pushed us over the edge. WHY would we believe that Tom Hanks would inspire the kind of lust that would cause a MUCH YOUNGER any actress to throw caution to the foul medieval winds and be swept away by his magnetic ministrations.

AAAK. Now it’s your turn to change history.

Cast Robert Langdon
Viggo Mortenson (47)
George Clooney (45)
Denzel Washington (52)
Matthew McConaughey (36)
Kenneth Branagh (46)
Alan Rickman (60)
Tom Hanks (50)
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* how many times have you read it?

** write-in casting gleefully accepted below :P

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